- i feel like there are little men inside my head, and their taking little hammers and just pounding away trying to
say " you stupid whore, this is what you get for drinking so much" and i try to argue with them too sometimes, outloud, ill
be like "well, i dont drink that much, compared to say...all of ireland.." and my mom gave me a funny look.
- "This is one of those times when you don't want to be me... Not that I think there are times you people want to be me,
but I'm just warning you, if you did have the urge, I strongly advise against."
-Stallings, on being someone
- Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Morgan: Reckless driving?
Police officer: What were you doing?
Trying to read something.
Police officer: What were you trying to read?
Morgan: ...My shirt.
Police officer: Go home.
- David: Are you still drunk?
John (5 min later): Dude, this trash can keeps staring at me...