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1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; just like women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalising gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
Think about it. Go ahead, try and give me one good, solid reason not to support gay marriage.

This was said by Jaso on the www.ofusion.com forum, and I completely agree with it....

Another thing i don't get:

How does what one person does with marriage, effect the rest? I mean who the f**k cares if two guys get married, does that REALLY "effect the sanctity" of your own marriage? I mean if they let gays eat a turkey sandwitch (which... yup i'm pretty sure they do), does that somehow change and degrade the definition of a turkey sandwitch because a gay partook in something I did?

Or is the the fact that they do it differently? Well in that case i am against eating pizza hut backwards, like that crust first sh*t, i mean come on, pizza is supposed to be eaten from the tip to the crust, and it's obvious thats the way nature intended it, which is evident from the fact that after you eat the crust, you have NOTHING to hold onto without getting your hands all cheesy and greasey. So when pizza hut's ad campaign came out to eat the pizza backwards, did that somehow destroy the institute of pizza eating and therefore somehow make my eating pizza any less true or noble?

At this point I'd like to note, as to stop further argument, i was not opposed to the eating of pizza backwards, and even thought it was a crazy cool idea for a breif period, and partook in the action a few times in my crazy experimental preteen years.

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