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- "Please tell your pants its not nice to point..." I used this once when i worked at Jakums in sheboygan. This guy...well...nvm.
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- Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. (so very true)
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- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day (think about it, say it in your head with a chinease voice, or out loud if
you want people to think your crazy)
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- "I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others"- Mitch Hepburg
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- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. (because i have a nack for stating the painfully obvious)
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- you're just jealous cause the little voices talk to me!
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- isn't having a smoking section in a resturaunt sorta like having a peeing section in a pool?
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- don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your face
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- i knew something was wrong when my imaginary frends wouldn't talk to me
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- don't interupt me while i'm talking to myself
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- always remember--when a guy sweeps you off ur feet
he is in the perfect position to drop you on your butt
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- I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
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- happy happy joy joy ima kinki sex toy beat me bite me make me bleed kinky sex is all i need
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- Funny, i had a simular conversation with my wall this morning...
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- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next live I want to be a pig.)
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- About this, a convo between me n Indy...
- gerrodmcapps: I'm reading about how you wanna become a pig, to be honest, I don't know if I would wanna
orgasm to last thirty minutes, I mean, can you imagine all the Gatorade you would go through to replenish all that fluid.
xyourxlovexisxdeadx
: haha! thats so true
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : im sorry, ill rethink my theory
gerrodmcapps:
It'd be too expensive, lol
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : ill put a little update note in just for you
xyourxlovexisxdeadx
: haha
gerrodmcapps: cause that shit is not cheap
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : hell no its
not
- An ostrich's eyes is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
- Another fun fun conversation:
dui_si_deus : Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating
poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
dui_si_deus : - Adolf Hitler.
dui_si_deus
: XD
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : haha
dui_si_deus : He's my fucking idle.
dui_si_deus
: >.> I want to be like him.
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : im a liberal
dui_si_deus :
Seriously.
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : w00t ...hey...wait...im part jewqish haha
dui_si_deus
: I'm a SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!
dui_si_deus : Seriously.
dui_si_deus : Ask me my stance
on abortion.
dui_si_deus : DO IT!@
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : whats...your stance..on abortion
dui_si_deus
: >.> My stance?
dui_si_deus : I'm not pro-choice, and I'm not pro-life.
dui_si_deus
: I'm pro you shutting the fuck up.
xyourxlovexisxdeadx : haha
dui_si_deus : I say we outlaw abortion,
but make it legal to kill babies.
dui_si_deus : That way, everyone loses.
xyourxlovexisxdeadx
: haha
dui_si_deus : Hell, extend it to everyone!
dui_si_deus : Look at old people.
dui_si_deus
: Driving so fucking slow.
dui_si_deus : Swerving around so randomly.
dui_si_deus
: Never before has a group of people begged so badly to be aborted.
dui_si_deus : And... I'm spent.
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